This is the only Friday where we've actually been sad the workweek is over! Because we, your faithful guest bloggers, Michelle Markowitz and Lauren O'Neal, must return our crowns and scepters to Emma and Jia, and wave goodbye to you all like dumb kids.
We learned a lot from commenters this week. We learned that the Portuguese word for "escorts" is "acompanhantes," and that "spell-casters" like Dr. Oduduwa can return our husbands to us, not to mention all the best places to gamble and buy human growth hormone online. A lot of you were really eager to tell us about all these [...]