Here is a model getting transformed into Marge Simpson. Trigger warning: this, like all the stuff of deep psychological horror, can not be unseen.
The race director lives under an alias.
The cost to enter is $1.60 and a license plate from your home state or country.
The course is five loops around the park, totally unmarked, mostly off trail, with a time limit of sixty hours.
There are no manned aid stations. You must carry everything you need to survive “out there” including a map and compass (no GPS allowed) to navigate the course.
There are no rescues. You must self-extract, however long it takes, and get back to camp.
There is no official race start time. The race begins when the Race Director decides to light his cigarette.
What! Few voluntary [...]
You know that bedbug you saw in your classroom, Fashion Institute of Technology students? Well, don't even worry about it — it's been killed. Problem solved! All better! Back to "work"!