nightmares
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Marge Simpson in Real Life

Here is a model getting transformed into Marge Simpson. Trigger warning: this, like all the stuff of deep psychological horror, can not be unseen.

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Woman Dies at Desk

How can we make sure that people notice when we've died at our desk? Maybe wear a little flag on the back of our shirt that only goes up when we lean forward. Or we could all switch to bouncy ball chairs.

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The Mystery of the Barkley Marathon

The race director lives under an alias.

The cost to enter is $1.60 and a license plate from your home state or country.

The course is five loops around the park, totally unmarked, mostly off trail, with a time limit of sixty hours.

There are no manned aid stations. You must carry everything you need to survive “out there” including a map and compass (no GPS allowed) to navigate the course.

There are no rescues. You must self-extract, however long it takes, and get back to camp.

There is no official race start time. The race begins when the Race Director decides to light his cigarette.

What! Few voluntary [...]

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Fashion School Totally on Top of the Bedbug Problem

You know that bedbug you saw in your classroom, Fashion Institute of Technology students? Well, don't even worry about it — it's been killed. Problem solved! All better! Back to "work"!

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Bang the Drum Quietly (Or Not at All!)

This happening anywhere near my home is my worst "something that could actually happen in real life" nightmare. OK, that or a nightclub opening up downstairs. Or dying. What's yours?