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Scientists: Death of 99% of Relationships Can Be Traced Back to the Exchange of “Love Coupons”

Love coupons (also known as love discounts, love IOUs, or love gifts with purchase) are slips of paper, usually homemade, that act as gift certificates for acts that people in relationships previously gave of their own will, such as hugs, sensual massages, or emptying the goddamn dishwasher for once without complaining.

Scientists: Death of 99% of Relationships Can Be Traced Back to the Exchange of “Love Coupons”

So You’re Saying I’m Not Going to Sleep with B-I-E-B-E-R?