Also, how does one figure out what color tights/nylons/stockings/what have you to wear with what?
Nail polish — I’ve been unreasonably squicked out by it for far too long now, but all the girly blogs I’ve been reading have worn me down. Problem is, I gravitate towards the sheer, pale, pinky stuff and it NEVER goes on right! No matter how many coats I do (OK, so I’ve never gone beyond two really. See: lazy) it looks streaky and uneven. What’s the trick?
I need the perfect t-shirt. The sort of t-shirt that’s tissue-soft but still manages to not be totally see-through. I want to dress like a cool California girl.
Embarrassing problem here — butt acne. What do I do about it?
In just under two months, I’m going to a wedding where I’ll be seeing my ex-boyfriend for the first time since we broke up. So naturally, I want to look bangin’ and make him drool a little and tug at the heart strings, etc.
Here’s my philosophy: only freeboob for a reason — to create a certain silhouette, because straps would ruin the look, because you’re trying to get laid, etc. Never freeboob out of laziness — you can leave that to the 23-year-olds. When you try on clothes that might work without a bra, look in the mirror and think, “but would I feel better about this if I were Bianca Jagger?”
How do I stay warm, not feel like a weeble and not spend an extra 20 minutes putting on pants?
Talk to me about the essential wardrobe to build in my 30s, a timeline, and a how to do so on a public servant salary.
Would you characterize this as HIGHBROW content? Hahahaha, get it? Ugh, sorry.