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If Chain Restaurants Had Astrological Signs

Cancer: The Olive Garden When you're here, you're family! But even if you're not, that's okay, because Cancer’s extreme need for emotional stability and fear of change will force you to stay, eating endless salad and breadsticks, until you have no choice but to love them.

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August Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

Dear late-summer bunnies,

Here is a rabbity poem from Alison Stine!

Imagine what it is like for me to want you, to wait. Harbinger, rabbit of the world, red eye flashing as if to warn: the power that is coming will make no sound.

I hope all of you are staying hydrated, listening for power and dancing under every full moon this season. Me? I am thumping at the chance to share a small piece of poetry with each and every one of you. I hope these meditations find you full-hearted, soft, open, and ready for anything.

-Your Most Galactic Rabbit

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18): Dear [...]

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May Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

Dearest Sun Bunnies,

In the Russian language, the word for rainbow light refracted through a prism is the same word as the word for rabbit. When I think of my love for you, when I touch my heart chakra (don’t laugh) and channel each of you, I imagine my body as a room illuminated with bunnies of light.  I am writing from that room and you are all in it. 

-Galactic Rabbit

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18): In her poem “Desire,” Alice Walker writes: wherever Life /deposits me: /I want to stick my toe /& soon my whole body /into the water. Last time around I told to you take care. Now [...]

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February Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

Winter bunnies,

Here is your batch of February star potion. I have done my best to speak to each of you with tenderness in my own heart. I hope there are truths you find here and if not truth then at least beauty.

More Love than Moons on Jupiter, Galactic Rabbit

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18): Aquarius, I have been thinking about you for a long time. And, as long as I am writing to you, I will want to invoke Virginia Woolf. She was an Aquarius, you see, a magician of the mind—like you. Oh and did you know that the world, as we know it, has been in the [...]

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November Horoscopes From Galactic Rabbit

Dear Windswept Bunnies,

This November marks yet another month deeply influenced by Venus and Saturn which continue to move close to sun and ache to teach us about the love we make in this world and the promises we should keep versus the ones we do. I am sending these notes out to each of you and with them my love and my commitment.

In deep listening, Galactic Rabbit

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July Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

Dear Internet Bunnies,

We’re most of us in the thick of summer and this July I’m a fuzzy love bunny lounging in the cool shade. Come outside and sit for a spell with me. We can steal the burgeoning root veggies just toeing up in the warm dirt. For these horoscopes, I’ve decided that each of you needed a song and I know we all have different tastes but I hope you’ll give your music-familiars a chance. The sun is so bright, and the flowers born new everyday. If a storm comes, let it be a relief, an opening—we are in this together, you and I.

Yours, Galactic Rabbit

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April Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

Dearest Starbunnies,

O April is the cruelest, I know. Too many days it took me to catch these thoughts for you. 'Tis hard to be a crystal whilst suffering Spring plague. 'Tis not hard to slip into this silly, affected voice. Okay, I'll stop fooling around: here is what I have for you, my Spring hares! Before you search for your personal sign, I would like to avail you of some key planetary information. This April presents us with a Cardinal Cross. What is that? That is when the four cardinal signs: Aries (Uranus), Cancer (Jupiter), Capricorn (Pluto) and Libra (retro Mars) form a square in the sky! They [...]

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September Horoscopes From Galactic Rabbit

Dear Star Bunnies,

Thank you for your patience and your readership. I am honored to write these star-meditations for you. Each month I take a deep retreat into my bunny-shaped third eye and lure the words for you. This time, more than any other so far, I have felt a love knot in the sky. What I mean is: a circle cast that invokes each planet. The chant? Move or be moved. I believe in our collective power, our ability to change the world as it changes us. Welcome the new season, sweet ones, as it welcomes you.

Yours, Galactic Rabbit

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June Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

Dear June Bunnies,

Are you keeping your cool in this summer heat? I hope you are. In a parallel universe we are all tender animals, in dapply shade, chewing down tall dandelions. As for this universe—well. I have made these starscopes from rose quartz love notes and aventurine vibrations. I am sending them from Deep Space Bunny, an uncharted area just beyond the Milky Way.

-Galactic Rabbit

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18): Dear Aquarius, looking at the transits in the sky, it would appear on the surface that your sea is still. No great planet or moon rides through you. Each wind is a low wind, a soft howl [...]

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March Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

Dear Love Bunnies,

March is hard. That’s why it’s called March and not stroll. Mercury retrograde is over, and that’s pleasing. But wait! Look: Saturn retrograde in Scorpio, Mars retrograde in Libra. Picture some douchebag at the club; he keeps stepping on your feet; then he leaves and two more appear outta nowhere. These new guys are like, “Oh, taking up space and jabbing you with my elbows? Don’t mind if I do. You want to have a hard time keeping your commitments and honoring your responsibilities and being honest about what you want? Cool, because that is what I’m about to serve up.” Bunnies, [...]