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How Not to Order a Drink, Part Seven

Cocktails.

How Not to Order a Drink, Part Six

Old-fashioned, again.

How Not to Order a Drink, Part Five

House white.

How Not to Order a Drink, Part Four

Two Vodka Sodas, One Jack and Diet, Two Stellas, and a Soda Water With Extra Lime.

How Not to Order a Drink, Part Three

Scotch.

How Not to Order a Drink, Part Two

The old-fashioned.

How Not to Order a Drink

Part One: Beer

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