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How to Actually Stretch Too-Small Shoes

Oh, you’ve gone and done it again. You bought a way cute pair of shoes that make your feet look a half-size smaller … because they ARE a half-size smaller. But they’ll stretch when you wear them, right?

The Betrayal of Bikini Bottoms, or, Meet the Butt’s Butt

Like the lap, which only appears during sitting, the butt’s butt is somewhat elusive. Nudity banishes it; bikini bottoms conjure it. (Nearly all do. The boy short is merely the quickest draw.) Roughly speaking, the butt’s butt exists in that zone of bum/thigh ambiguity, where, thanks to gravitational forces, maximum flesh compression occurs.

Get This Look: David Bowie

Many of my generation were spurred out of our sexless youths and into adolescence at the site of Bowie as Jareth, the codpiece frontin’, owl-turnin’-into, Gem-hairstyle-bogarting Goblin King who wanted nothing so much as he wanted to make Jennifer Connelly’s underage Sarah kiss him forever in an Escher-inspired room of stairs.

This Is Not Really What a Feminist Looks Like

There’s a special drawer in my closet dedicated to lost causes, the clothes I will never wear again but that I can’t find it in me to donate or throw away. They are all, invariably, the slogan shirt.

Do You Wear Underwear Under Leggings and Tights?

I know, I know: leggings are not pants and tights are not pants. But are they underpants?

Get This Look: Sandwiches

We can all agree that looking good and eating sandwiches is, in fact, the greatest revenge of all.

Frequently Asked Questions About Tights

I wear tights a lot, so I get asked questions about them almost every day. Sometimes twice a day, sometimes just once a day, and then a few days pass before there are any more tights questions. I am technically the most qualified person to share these VERY frequently asked questions about tights.

The Tyranny of the T-Shirt Bra: Do You Live in Fear of Your Own Nipples?

Foamy, modern, molded bras have taken over more than their share of the bra market. They seem to insist that if we decline silicone breasts, we should at least have the courtesy to hide our actual breasts under smooth, springy, vaguely breast-like shells.

Recent Trends Seen At The Final Shows Of PFW SS2016, Ranked

Au revoir, Paris Fashion Week.

Recent Trends Seen On The Runway, Ranked

All the hottest looks for SS2016.

My Life In Fashion

Everything I learned selling clothes.

What Was Street Style?

The formula for getting your photo taken, circa 2010.

A Brief Roundup Of Looks Offered At NYFW S/S 2016, Day One

We’re already planning our spring looks.

“No Favored Frocks”

“I have never witnessed a brawl break out at a fashion show. I’ve seen a lot of things happen, but brawling fashion hooligans, I have not witnessed.”

Looks For The Very End Of Summer

“I know these sunglasses are too small for my face and I’m okay with it.”

“See The Weeknd Wear Kanye’s New Yeezy Collection In September GQ”

Yes this seems like a thing I would like to do.

“Fashion should be entertaining.”

Fashion is a hard, hard industry to work in, and it’s a hard, hard industry to defend.

Beach Looks To Consider

Old photos of hot people being hot at the beach, very relevant to my interests.

9 Recent Male Fashion Trends, Ranked

Some great options for your fall look.