How to Like Food

Is there a certain food you find disgusting but wish you didn't? Oysters? Martinis? Coffee? Something other people enjoy but that looks and tastes repulsive to you? Well, you, too, can enjoy it by following these eight simple steps. Or, if this doesn't work, oh well, you had a few mouthfuls of food you didn't like.

Quick backstory: I used to like nothing. I ate only cereal, pasta, and ice cream, and when I ordered a sandwich I ordered it with white bread, turkey, and mayonnaise — mustard, lettuce, and tomatoes being too freaky and exotic. Then I did this thing when I thought that [mumble, mumble, mumble — [...]


It's Snack Time!

It's the middle of the afternoon. At this point, you've probably been preparing reports, exchanging emails with colleagues who are sitting one cubicle away, and tapping your fingernails on your desk for going on seven hours. In short, you are bored out of your mind. So — besides that crushing sense of ennui that makes you feel like your only hope is to flee the building and keep running until you end up at a winery in northern California where you'll get a job harvesting grapes because that is honest work that makes you feel like you accomplished something at the end of the day – how does your body [...]


Soap-Eating Girl Is Clean Inside and Out

The latest girl who eats something weird (in a parade of girls who eat weird things lately) looks surprisingly cute, cheerful, and non-demented. Which doesn't mean it's okay to eat soap. Don't eat soap.

'I love the clean feeling it gives me. Eating soap feels so much cleaner than just washing with it.'