Billie Holiday, “Speak Low”

Billie Holiday, “Speak Low”

“Airborne wine bottles do not do good things to human heads.”

“How To Stay Safe When The Big One Comes”

“For I will consider my Cat Cherie”

“Of Twitter it is estimated somewhere beyond thirty-one percent who tweet are feline”

How To Be Your Own Life Coach

Be your best self for nothing.

“The Last Days of Kathy Acker”

“Why can’t you call her, Kathy?” Viegener asked. Exasperated and exhausted, her voice trembling, Acker finally said, “Because my sister … is the president … of her tennis club!”

Bloodfeast: Tenderonis

First, create a Spotify playlist that plays nothing but “Roni,” over and over about 55 times.

“Living in tiny homes was much harder than these people realized.”

Perhaps those homes were…TOO tiny.

Some Highlights From #UnfollowAMan

Who will you unfollow?

Recent Shower-Based Grooming Rituals, Ranked

Showering: the definitive ranking.

J Dilla ft. Common and D’Angelo, “So Far To Go”

Repetition is the spice of life.

“Attend to the present, the only part of time that doesn’t require the use of memory.”

I feel like I’m forgetting something.

Five Men Talk About Going Down On Girls

“Eating pussy.”

Do You Know How Your Salary Gets Made?

NSFW: “The Perfect Polo for Every Body Type”

Here are some attractive men wearing shirts that fit them properly.

There’s An App For That (Your Poop)

Everybody poops.

What Happens When the Seas Rise?

Certain Forms Of Intimacy More Disgusting Than Others

Is kissing gross? An investigation.

Destruction Is Imminent, Good Morning

Have you considered our impending demise lately?

Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

A delightful week.

How Do You Feel About Your Face?

Let’s talk faces.