“When sex toys start looking less like severed organs, it gets easier for consumers to take them seriously.”
Let’s talk about dicks, baby.
A column that is a real window into the six-second hearts and minds of Teens.
“It’s funny how recent it was, but at the time we were very far away from this burgeoning humanist moment that we’re having now with gay rights.”
“Vine stardom” was the next logical terrible conclusion.
“How To Stay Safe When The Big One Comes”
“Of Twitter it is estimated somewhere beyond thirty-one percent who tweet are feline”
“Why can’t you call her, Kathy?” Viegener asked. Exasperated and exhausted, her voice trembling, Acker finally said, “Because my sister … is the president … of her tennis club!”
First, create a Spotify playlist that plays nothing but “Roni,” over and over about 55 times.
Perhaps those homes were…TOO tiny.
I feel like I’m forgetting something.