Weekend Roundup/Open Thread

Lotta questions and answers this week.

11 Ways In Which My Body Has Fallen Apart This Week, Ranked

This heat is really testing me.

Some Very Good Advice

A pizzacast.

“Certain events stay Technicolor.”

“When I went to California at seventeen, I wrote back to my sister saying, These people are boring because the weather’s so good they never had to develop an inner life.”

Interactive Poetry

“Bring to mind a shattered romance and make marks toward it.”

Beach Looks To Consider

Old photos of hot people being hot at the beach, very relevant to my interests.

9 Recent Male Fashion Trends, Ranked

Some great options for your fall look.

“The Fuckbois of Vine”

A column that is a real window into the six-second hearts and minds of Teens.

“Airborne wine bottles do not do good things to human heads.”

“How To Stay Safe When The Big One Comes”

“The Last Days of Kathy Acker”

“Why can’t you call her, Kathy?” Viegener asked. Exasperated and exhausted, her voice trembling, Acker finally said, “Because my sister … is the president … of her tennis club!”

“Living in tiny homes was much harder than these people realized.”

Perhaps those homes were…TOO tiny.

Recent Shower-Based Grooming Rituals, Ranked

Showering: the definitive ranking.

J Dilla ft. Common and D’Angelo, “So Far To Go”

Repetition is the spice of life.

“Attend to the present, the only part of time that doesn’t require the use of memory.”

I feel like I’m forgetting something.

NSFW: “The Perfect Polo for Every Body Type”

Here are some attractive men wearing shirts that fit them properly.

Destruction Is Imminent, Good Morning

Have you considered our impending demise lately?

Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

A delightful week.

Janet Jackson ft. Missy Elliot, “Son of a Gun”

Yes, this post is totally about you.

Are Any Canadians Even Real?

“Once, you were awkward, and once, you weren’t as cute as you are now, and once, out of desperation and lack of foresight, you invented a fake girlfriend who lived in Canada. She was really good looking and she thought you were super cool. No, you didn’t have a picture of her.”

Embracing Strip Club Classics

Hm. Sexy mimes. Now there’s a mental image.