“When I went to California at seventeen, I wrote back to my sister saying, These people are boring because the weather’s so good they never had to develop an inner life.”
Old photos of hot people being hot at the beach, very relevant to my interests.
A column that is a real window into the six-second hearts and minds of Teens.
“How To Stay Safe When The Big One Comes”
“Why can’t you call her, Kathy?” Viegener asked. Exasperated and exhausted, her voice trembling, Acker finally said, “Because my sister … is the president … of her tennis club!”
Perhaps those homes were…TOO tiny.
I feel like I’m forgetting something.
Here are some attractive men wearing shirts that fit them properly.
“Once, you were awkward, and once, you weren’t as cute as you are now, and once, out of desperation and lack of foresight, you invented a fake girlfriend who lived in Canada. She was really good looking and she thought you were super cool. No, you didn’t have a picture of her.”