Tuesday, August 12, 2014


The Worst Flirting in the World (in Ascending Order)

Scrooge McDuck is so sexy

Sending inscrutable songs via Spotify

Flirting because you're buying an iced coffee and have no cash and there's a $10 minimum

Flirting with the one person controlling the music at the party because they're drunk on power and refuse to play any songs featuring Pitbull

Flirting with I.T. because you have a deadline and you've already restarted your computer and it miraculously didn't work

Twitter Flirting (Retweeting)

Twitter Flirting (Fav'ing)

Instagram Flirting (Liking, but leaving no comment)

LinkedIn request as a means to rekindle things

Poking (On Facebook)

Poking (In Real Life)

"Thought you'd enjoy this.." email with a link to something unenjoyable

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Literally the moment this story popped up on my FB feed I was sending an e-mail to a guy I just started seeing who had sent me a weird thing he thought I would like that I was offended by. I was like "Oh, that is not nice."

And he wrote back

Meant it as a compliment. On the other hand, can't have you thinking I'm *too* nice. ;-)

How goes your morning?"

Don't respond to my asserting my preferences with a cute winky smiley face of "it's better this way". Groooossss.



Stacy Worst

@Kira-Lynn@twitter Kinda curious what it was he "meant as a compliment"


Very nice indeed.@n


I was a friend-of-a-friend's first same-sex experience and a few days later she sent me a flirty facebook message to reconnect and also included a link to an article about the horrors of female genital mutilation?


Guilty Of: 1-3, 5-7, 9, 11

Receiving End Of: Same


@leonstj 9 has gotten me laid on multiple occasions (including this past weekend), so no shame.

Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

I've done #4. And a similar situation, in which your boss ignores deadlines and tells you to submit something days after you should have, and wants a response right away.

Also, to each their own, but I'd side with the musical powers-that-be on #3. Probably.

also wait, Instagram flirting is liking without leaving comments? then why have I worked so hard on my comments

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