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A Definitive Ranking of Ranked Boybands and Their Members

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10. All-4-One

Tony Borowiak

Jamie Jones

Alfred Nevarez

Delicious Kennedy

9. 98 Degrees

Justin Jeffre

Drew Lachey

Nick Lachey

Jeffrey Timmons

8. Jonas Brothers

Kevin Jonas

Nick Jonas

Joe Jonas

7. Hanson

Isaac Hanson

Zac Hanson

Taylor Hanson

6. 112

Daron Jones

Michael Keith

Quinnes "Q" Parker

Marvin "Slim" Scandrick

5. New Kids on the Block

Danny Wood

Jonathan Knight

Joey McIntyre

Jordan Knight

Donnie Wahlberg

4. New Edition

(tie) Ricky Bell

(tie) Michael Bivins

(tie) Ronnie DeVoe

Bobby Brown

Johnny Gill

Ralph Tresvant

3. Backstreet Boys

Howie Dorough

Brian Littrell(y so overrated)

Kevin Richardson

A.J. McLean

NickCarter

2. Boyz II Men

Marc Nelson

Nathan Morris

Shawn Stockman

Michael McCary

Wanya Morris

1. NSYNC

Chris Kirkpatrick

Lance Bass

Joey Fatone

JC Chasez

Justin Timberlake

Methodology: According to Billboard, these are the ten biggest boybands from 1987 to 2012. They are who I used, because I don’t have time to sit here and go through every boyband in history (although in case you were wondering, the best member of O-Town is 110% Ashley Parker Angel. Jacob doesn’t count because he is a white guy with dreds.)

And, no: The Beatles are not a boyband.

 



31 Comments / Post A Comment

Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

I have so many thoughts and feelings about this!

Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)
first feeling: is the NKOTB ranking backwards? It is definitely backwards.

Lindsey Weber@twitter

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) holy shit, it's BACKWARDS. THANK YOU THANK YOU.

Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

@Lindsey Weber@twitter oh thank God. Not that it was backwards, but that my own mind is not so messed up that I somehow didn't realize the inherent superiority of Danny Wood? Like there was some unknown factor that suddenly made Danny the best. (I mean, I still kind of think I might put Jordan above Donnie, but it's a close call, so)

Lindsey Weber@twitter

... but please also share more feelings.

Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

@Lindsey Weber@twitter that picture of 98 Degrees is kind of making me regret my massive crush on Drew Lachey circa 2002.

Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Does anyone even remember all the members of O-Town? I literally only remembered Ashley. And I think Trevor was there too. Something about him bored me. But really, wasn't it always Ashley, anyway?

Lindsey Weber@twitter

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) For me, it was only Ashley. But that was made EVEN MORE CLEAR after his reality show, which was incredible.

Meredith Haggerty@facebook

@Lindsey Weber@twitter I just want to say that I one fell on Ashley Parker Angel in a club after crashing his VIP area (in like, 2006 or 2007), and was escorted out. Just thought this was the place to say this.

Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

@Meredith Haggerty@facebook "The Best Time I Crashed Ashley Parker Angel's Party"

totallyunoriginal

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) There was Jacob (?) who had the prettiest curly hair and I was in love but then all of a sudden he had dreads and my crush ended instantly.

iheartoxytocin

This is wonderful! I agree!
~~*JC 4ever*~~

Chelsea Upton@facebook

BRIAN IS THE BEST BACKSTREET BOY HOW CAN YOU PUT AJ IN FRONT OF BRIAN? AJ LOOKS LIKE A WILLIAMSBURG BARTENDER

pajamaralls

@Chelsea Upton@facebook YES!

Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

@Chelsea Upton@facebook or... do Williamsburg bartenders look like AJ?

pajamaralls

But no really - when it came to BSB here's how it broke down

1)Brian/Howie/Kevin
2) AJ
3) Nick

BHK is the dream. You get your sporty sweet guy, your sensitive guy, and your dark and mysterious older guy.

Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

@pajamaralls this is not something I had ever thought of. However, as a lifelong Nick Carter fan, I can't agree with ranking him either first or last.

pajamaralls

aha. Yeah, you know. I think I could switch AJ and Nick depending, you know? Nick was a cutie - that I can't deny.

dabysan

Judged by the standard of having the most songs I can listen to today without wanting to stick french fries in my ears, New Edition has to be number one for me. Bonus points for producing by far the largest quantity of listenable post-boy-band music.

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clipse

This is amazing and I'm feeling really weird about it. Also, Nick Jonas is the best Jonas Brother, and Nick Carter was NOT the best Backstreet Boy. That would be Howie. Nice job on N*Sync, though, that is spot on.

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