Lana Del Rey Lyrics, Ranked From Least to Most Relatable

me13. “I’m pretty when I cry


12. “My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola


11. “Elvis is my Daddy, Marilyn’s my mother


10. “The prettiest in-crowd that you had ever seen


9. “Gimme them gold coins


8. “Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain


7. “Take me to the Hamptons


6. “Love you more than those bitches before


5. “There’s no remedy for memory


4. “Everybody’s rushing me


3. “I’m a sad girl


2. “My boyfriend’s pretty cool, but he’s not as cool as me


1. “I like my candy


Malka Howley’s face gets really red and puffy when she cries. Come relate to her on Twitter, where she is @malkaclare.


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