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Startups I Would Invest $1 Million In Instead Of “Yo”
“[Yo] has just raised $1m in seed funding from CEO of Mobli, Moshe Hogeg’s angel fund. Yes, an app that simply sends a ‘Yo’ notification to friends has managed to pry $1m in cold hard cash out of an investor’s hands.” —Forbes
An app that tells you how long past the expiration date you can eat something
A watch that beeps when someone near you is about to fart
There has to be a way to monetize period underwear
An app that turns self-pity into renewable energy
It’s like WhatsApp but you can only message literary characters from the 19th century
Deodorant for your underboob
A device that makes tears alcoholic
Sexy adult diapers
A social network for people who say they’ve read Ayn Rand but they haven’t and they’re actually not even 100% sure how to pronounce her name
Tinder for necrophiliacs and corpses
Let’s rebrand queefs
Alana Horowitz is an editor at the Huffington Post and a one-time award-winning mac and cheese chef. She lives in Chicago.