The bad news is Maureen Dowd's new, deeply indulgent op-ed (As my paranoia deepened, I became convinced that I had died and no one was telling me), in which she *does drugs* with all the wherewithal of a seventh-grader who is very white and very used to being taken care of; the good news is Sarah Jeong's masterpiece of a response, in which Thomas Friedman eats pot brownies.
The world is flat. 2.0. Everything is flat. The floor is flat. The walls are flat. I am flat. **Please stop looking at me**
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) June 4, 2014