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Friday, May 30, 2014

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Weekend Roundup

The beginning of summer made this a short week, and we watched the end of this season of Mad Men and talked to Emma Straub about The Vacationers; we asked ourselves why a hoe would possibly even want to be loyal, and found the answers in Tink. We got what we wanted but we felt hollow after, we met our hero Minnie Mouse and she took off her head and projectile vomited. We were sedentary, except for internet cardio. We walked with a beta male through the Femireich and laughed at a peasant sewn in a horse. We ate a tomato and red onion sandwich off your belly while loading up Netflix; we poured a glass of water and felt somehow closer to God.

Photo via David Prasad/Flickr



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Clara Morena

I loved the mad men recaps and the sedentary pie.

ru_ri

...and now I want a tomato, red onion, and cream cheese sandwich. IN my belly, though, not ON someone else's!

All in all another fine week at the Hairpin! That Femireich piece was some next-level shit. Amazing.

Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Not really up to listing five things I liked this week (hello from the breakup bunker) but if anyone wants to, go for it!

ru_ri

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) Oh, no! I am sorry to hear that. Breakup bunker is a shitty place to be lodged in. Take care of yourself and I hope this week brings many more than five good things!

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