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Better Chipotle Cups

“Starting Thursday, VF Daily can exclusively reveal, bags and cups in Chipotle’s stores will be adorned with original text by [Jonathan Safran] Foer, Malcolm Gladwell, Toni Morrison, George Saunders, and Vanity Fair contributing editor Michael Lewis… ‘I selected the writers, and insofar as there was any editing, I did it,’ Foer said. ‘I tried to put together a somewhat eclectic group, in terms of styles. I wanted some that were essayistic, some fiction, some things that were funny, and somewhat thought provoking.'” –VanityFair.com

Some additional suggestions for Foer’s consideration below.

Burrito/Chicken/Pinto Beans/White Rice
Salad/No beans/No meat/No rice + Margarita + Check-in on Path
Burrito Bowl/Steak/Black Beans/Brown Rice/Guac + Chips
Quesarito/Carnitas/Pinto Beans/White Rice + Margarita

Burrito/Barbacoa/Pinto beans/Brown Rice + extra hot sauce
Tacos/Pinto Beans/Chicken/Guac + "Do we have to eat in? Can't we take it back to the office?"
Burrito/Carnitas/Black beans/White Rice + Both Tobascos
Burrito bowl/Chicken/Half black half pinto beans/white rice/guac + margarita
Burrito bowl/half brown rice half white rice/half black beans half pinto beans/half chicken half steak/guac but only a little
Salad/Brown Rice/No beans/Fajita vegetables/Sofritas/Guac + Margarita + Can you add a little more tequila?

 

Previously: Selena, ‘Selena,’ and “Selenas”

Bobby Finger would pay extra for goop.

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