We made it! In case you missed anything this week, we’ve been:
• Driving rigs to high school and making huge mistakes
• Revising classic YA literature to include more Mountain Dew and updating the Babysitter’s Club for today’s modern woman
• Going camping and hanging out with Westboro Baptist
• Taking note of James Franco’s nipples and the toned arms of the tabloid darling
• Getting into group sex and vinaigrette, but not necessarily together
And maybe, or maybe more than maybe, eating burgers. Hope you’ve had a good week and are about to have an even better weekend.