Hairpin, please welcome your guest bloggers this week: Michelle Markowitz, who is always just crushin' it, and Lauren O'Neal, our favorite dirty hippie. They will guide you through early March, and when it is over you will probably wish they never left. Please say hi to them here and on Twitter, and please give them first-day-of-school noogies, they deserve it. Things around here will be pretty much normal, and Jia and I will be back next week. We'll miss you dearly. Send a postcard if you need us.