My Mom: Hi! I have some ideas about what you should blog about!
Me: Oh god.
My Mom: If I were you I'd talk about Juan Pablo and how he's a jerk. Try to do something like this. [sends a Bachelor recap from USA Today] [another USA Today link] [then more USA Today links] Also, why do you like Matthew McConaughey? I don't see it.
Me: He's like our generation's Robert Redford... Or Gabe Kaplan I guess? Or whoever you were into in the '70s. What's with all the USA Today links??
My Mom: Trust me, Hairpin readers love USA Today! I've seen you read it too!
Me: Was I also eating a Continental breakfast at a La Quinta by the airport at the same time?
My Mom: Anyway, I have another idea! You should blog about that show that takes place in New York and is all about your generation that everyone talks about!!!!
My Mom: No! Mixology of course!
My Mom: It's so good. Also you need to talk about Drop Dead Diva on Lifetime. I tweet with the Executive Producer of Drop Dead Diva, so I can put you in touch for an interview!!!!
Me: WHAT?! OH GOD NONONONO. Can you please use your maiden name for weird things you do on the internet??
My Mom: Of course not! More TV shows people are interested in: Lucky 7, Sign, Sealed Delivered, Shark Tank, and The Goldbergs!
Me: Ok, I'll think about it! I gotta go!
My Mom: Wait, really quick! One more thing...[then a 40 minute long story about rotisserie chicken...]