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How to Make a Successful TV Drama
Mix and match least 10?
– Dead or dying animals
– Dead or dying people
– Twisted sex, especially incest
– Teenage girls and/or women with ASTOUNDINGLY fantastic hair
– Rituals with masks
– Teenage girls and/or women with ASTOUNDINGLY fantastic skin
– Vast quantities of alcohol
– Men with amazing forearms
– Unusual teeth
– Children’s drawings
– Drawings that look like they could be children’s drawings but aren’t
– Amazing breasts
– Nobody ever smiling or laughing
– People or things being underwater
– Hot guys with secrets
– Women with scratchy voices
Edith Zimmerman watches The Fall, True Detective, The Returned, Top of the Lake, Black Mirror, and Twin Peaks from inside a bug crawling on a scar near the old campground.