Mobile Banking: Your $.99 transaction with ez budget was less than the $50.00 limit in your Alerts setting.
Me: Why did you text me if it was below my limit?
Mobile Banking: I thought it was amusing that you bought a budgeting app.
In this week's New Yorker, Hairpin homegirl Kelly Stout provides an important read for anyone who has an inappropriate relationship with their banking app. [Shouts & Murmurs]