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Thursday, March 13, 2014

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What Tinder Messages Mean

 The sandals aren't worth it

Them: Hey! [Just sat down on the toilet!!]

You: Hi :) [I'm kinda bored at work!!]

Them: Cute pics lol [Care to bone?]

You:                             [No thanks!]

—-

Them: Wow we both like Seamless/Obama/Chipotle! [Why is it so difficult to connect with another human being?]

You: HAHA/Amazing/LOL! [I know, it's like, we're all so in touch all the time and yet more alone than ever, right?]

—-

Them: How's your day going? [don't mind me, just laying some groundwork...]

You: Busy, but productive!  [I have like nine gchat conversations open right now]

Them: Nice! So...would you say you're...open-minded? ;) [Would it be cool if I potentially do weird sex things to you?]

You:                                                                                             [Soft pass!]

 

 



4 Comments / Post A Comment

chrysopoeia

This is.... the most accurate.

klemay

Them: Hi beautiful ;) [I am a serial killer.]

beetnemesis

With tinder, I usually just make small talk for a handful of messages, and then ask to meet up for a drink. Getting to know someone online is incredibly difficult even with something more robust like match.com.

Basically, if you thought I was hideous, we wouldn't be chatting, and it's much easier to suss out if there's any kind of spark in person.

arkad

Soufiane Erman Dépendance aux jeux vidéo est un autre aspect culturel du jeu pour attirer la critique car elle peut avoir une influence négative sur la santé et sur ​​les relations sociales . Le problème de la toxicomanie et ses risques pour la santé semble avoir grandi avec la montée de Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games (MMORPG). Outre les problèmes sanitaires et sociaux liés à jeu d'ordinateur toxicomanie ont grandi soucis similaires sur l'effet des jeux informatiques sur l'éducation .

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