In case you missed anything this week, the 1902 Smith College women’s basketball team has been:
• Contouring their faces like Kim Kardashian and talking to pregnant porn star Kayden Kross
• Almost going to the Olympics, saying yes to yes and getting shingles, and imagining crossover television romances
• Calling Subaru Roadside Assistance & Empowerment so they won’t have to eat their emergency Clif Bars
• Throwing a pity party and baking an Allies Pie
• Talking to a Queer Chick about Non-Monosexuality 101, to Baba Yaga about time management, and to Christina Bryza about writing picture books for grown-ups
What have you been up to? Plans for the weekend? House of Cards or True Detective or both or neither? Last week of February, we got this.