The weekend’s coming! What Would Winter Olympics Ice Witch Do? Maybe she’d:
• Rule at naked yoga; she’d definitely have been Posh, too
• Already know how to get surfbort hair and how to make daikon cakes for the snack luge
• Check her horoscope and be like “Whatever, I’m my own sign”
• Dress like she’s in a fairytale for all the events she hates (the Olympics Ice Witch hates everything)
• Skip the co-ed baby shower and recognize no celebrity offspring but her own
• Make a nice Manhattan, join (or lead!) the flower cult.
Was your week Ice Witchy? How’s the weekend looking? Thanks for hanging with us, and we’ll see you on Monday.