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A Sochi Dispatch

I was so appalled by the bathroom situation that I failed to even notice that I didn’t have any bedsheets on my mattress. On the wall, they had posted yet another hastily-written sign:

We apologize, but there are no bedsheets available. Instead, we have furnished your bed with the guy from Independence Day who says “oh my god. Oh my gooohhhhhhhd, I gotta call my brothah, my housekeepah, my lawyah … ah fahget my lawyah.” Please forgive this inconvenience.

There he was, just lying there in lieu of a comforter.

You could read about sports journalists complaining about their hotel rooms in Sochi, where you can’t even flush the toilet paper down the toilet,¬†or you could read Jon Bois, who is not in Sochi, complaining about Sochi. [SB Nation]


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