*Slowly pushes Spanx to the back of the drawer. "It's not you, Spanx. It's my potentially compressed bowels and organs."*
clothing, spanx, the world is a trap
"Hidden behind the bar are jet packs and an inflatable motorboat. 'We can jump out the window if we have to,' she said."
The founder of spanx was a tridelta and they acted like we should be proud of that shit.
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