Friday, December 13, 2013


A Relationship in Two Tiny Garments

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Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Peplum romper? No.


Just no.


@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) It's like a skort with an extra skirt.

George Templeton Strong

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) I've always been envious of women because you have so many clothing options. But then I see stuff like this and I'm so thankful that we have shirts/pants/jackets and though we might look like jackasses we don't really cross the bar.

tea for all

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) I would wear the shit out of that romper. It's adorable!


I cannot tell the difference between a slip and a slip-dress. Also if the weather is ok to wear the slip-dress, why such a heavy jacket?


@punzy If you're dating a Russian mob boss, you have to dress the part.


@punzy Because the weather isn't actually okay to wear the slip dress, but by god you're gonna wear it anyway and maybe if you bring a coat, you won't die of hypothermia along the way. Hopefully. Hey, it's the last chance (apparently), sacrifices must be made!


@daisicles Now that the mod connection has been made, I'm assuming that means "Last Chance (to pull off that million dollar heist)".


@punzy That's because there is no difference!

T A@twitter

@punzy I have a similar slip dress. The difference is that it is lined so as not to be see through.
Although, I tend to wear it as a shirt, because sometimes when I go out, I like to sit down.

Nick Douglas

@punzy Not even Rachel Green could pull it off.


true to size
sizing specific to keepsake

that's some fucking madness right there


Ok, I like where you're going here, but it's not quite complete.
1. 'First Date' Peplum romper (??!)
2. Slip dress
3. Leggings and that Jersey Dress You've Had Since College because you guys are staying in and watching Game of Thrones tonight
4. Please Pay Attention to Me Dress with Cutouts
5. Just Broke Up Food-Encrusted Sweatpants with Mascara-Stained Shirt. Bonus snot from when you blew your nose in it!
6. Don't Care Gonna Get Laid Sparkly Red Dress with Cleavage


$158 and $68 for what looks like two kleenexes stitched together? No thanks. And I do find it funny that the 'first date' romper costs more than twice what the 'last chance' "dress" does...as if by the time you get to the end, you're too worn out and tired to care anymore.


I'm only here to post about how angry I am about the the bullshit, somewhat sexist, Kohler (?) sponsored ad that's right beneath the article - "Holiday Shopping Gift Guide for 2013: Get original this year... Your beloved DJ needs something that speaks to the heart and soul of what they love to do..." I AM MY *OWN* "BELOVED DJ," AND DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT!!!

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