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Friday, November 8, 2013

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"When the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal"

modern Cinderella story sings to us of devotion, adversity, appropriate footwear and Waffle House:

A couple was arrested Sunday (Nov. 3) in connection to having sex while drunk in the Waffle House parking lot in Loganville.

According to the Loganville Police report, an officer saw the woman and male engaging in the sexual act in the backseat of a Dodge truck at the 4752 Atlanta Highway establishment around 1:30 a.m. The car smelled strongly of alcohol.

The officer told the couple to get dressed and show him their licenses. While the man immediately put his pants on and complied, the woman simply sat in the passenger's seat. The officer had to tell her numerous times to put her clothes on, the report says.

But when the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal.

Our tale of cheeseburger heroicism ends, as so many others do, with an arrest for drunk in public.

[Loganville Patch, via Kirsten]

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apples and oranges

I feel like putting these two stories together - Waffle House couple and the woman from Detroit - is very weird. I also realize that is probably the point but idk it doesn't sit well with me. Like Renisha McBride's is a dark punchline to the much lighter story about two drunk teenagers being dumb. Her unfair death deserves attention in its own right.

j-i-a

@apples and oranges I am considering whether or not I can stop blogging right now to go to her funeral in Detroit, which is at 11 - I really, really do not consider her a "dark punchline" and anticipate that we'll be following this story for weeks, and personally I wanted to wait until information's not being withheld by police. But I took some of the text out.

j-i-a

@apples and oranges Was editing the post to add this but it didn't make it in: there's just nothing else I can really think about right now and so in my mind I am mentally hyperlinking every bit of news to her death - there will be more about her, promise.

BattyRabbit

@j-i-a Thank you for taking some of it out, but I also wish it had been split up into its own story.

j-i-a

@BattyRabbit It will be! It's not even 10 AM yet. Her family won't be speaking till after the funeral and details are still being disputed and I am anticipating that more information will emerge within a few hours/hoping to see a charge on the shooter.

apples and oranges

@j-i-a I know from your other writing and posts here that you definitely wouldn't take something like this lightly and that you don't view it as a punchline. It just felt like a misplaced/off inclusion to me. But thanks for responding!

j-i-a

@apples and oranges @BattyRabbit @pizza_mom Just in case you guys miss it, I did write about Renisha McBride the first chance I got in the day

pizza__mom

Respectfully (I really love your work!), I was also a little off-put that Renisha McBride's story was linked in what read like a punchline to a very light post. I wouldn't have put these 2 stories together.

j-i-a

@Amanda@twitter OK guys, removed. Linking to Renisha McBride's story was in no way a punchline but just a reflection of the fact that I've been unable to read any news story about police or arrests or people getting in trouble without thinking about her. Stories like hers become the background to every story we read, I think, and that's what the "there are worse endings to late nights gone awry" meant. Like the tag says, laughing to keep from crying about Renisha McBride. But... the link and line are removed.

Myrtle

"The sexual act..." There's only one?

ejcsanfran

I'm particularly impressed by the original article's use of the subjunctive mood.

szybkoschudnac

Liczne ergonomiczne fotele bywają bo kompatybilne do tak nazywanego statystycznego człowieka, co w rzeczywistości ozn dieta na mase acza dysponowanie przez nie wszystkich koniecznych roli zadanych od pro-zdrowotnego fotela, ale sposób ustawności jest na tyle zmniejszona, ze wyjątkowo poważna część ludziach będzie miała z nimi frasunek przynajmniej na jakiej dieta na mase ś jednostkowej płaszczyźnie: przy sektorze lędźwiowym pleców, w okolicach piersiowych, we fragmencie szyjnym, na podłokietnikach, czyli w niewymienialnych innych położeniach.

szybkoschudnac

oraz w wyposażeniu c dieta na mase hociażby ergonomiczny fotel Elegance dawane są do odbywania się wyścigów po biurze (acz z pewnością owego nie pochwalamy, z pewnością byłoby to możliwe do wykonania), ale przed dieta na mase wszystkim uwypukla na fakt, ze fotel biurowy obrotowy tej klasy może dostosować się do zdecydowanie każdej postaci w ramach jego specyfikacji technicznej. treningi na masę Wówczas

szybkoschudnac

ana stałym brakiem witamin. Biegnie owe do powstania wielu uszkodzeń a pęknięć, zwłaszcza w arteriach wieńcowych. Pę trening na mase knięcia te dopełniane są poprzez cząsteczki złego cholest ogranie i trening na mase erolu, jakie niejako „łatają” poranione naczynia. Przy stałym niedoborze komórkowych szczegółów odżywczych wątroba otrzymuje znak, żeby zwiększyć jego produkcje. Konotuje owe, ze podwyższona wartość tłuszczów we krwi nie stanowi uwagi chorób serca oraz szyku krążenia, a istnieje poszczególn

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