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Friday, November 1, 2013

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There Is Horror Everywhere

 

Previously: The League of Ordinary Ladies

Esther C. Werdiger did nothing for Halloween.

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I'm Right on Top of that, Rose

See also: lotus seed pods in every autumn wreath. Gagggging

j-i-a

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose hahahha WHAT nooooooo

I'm Right on Top of that, Rose

@j-i-a It's true. Dried seed pods, just sitting there bold as brass.

redridinghoodrat

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose I don't have trypophobia, but looking at them... makes my vaj feel weird? Repelled/compelled. Must touch the seed pods/must barf down my own tee shirt.

I'm Right on Top of that, Rose

@redridinghoodrat They make my jaw tighten, but not my vajeen. Whenever I see them, I have to point them out to my girlfriend and stare in horror.

liznieve

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose
Or the stink pods aka female ginkgo fruit. NOOOoooooOoOooooooooOoo dirty vagina smell EVERYWHERE.

Titania

@redridinghoodrat I can't be the only one who remembers the photo that ruined my life of the breast photoshopped with the lotus pod, and the story was that it was some parasite from Africa or something and oh my god oh my god I'm sorry.

ohbladi

@Titania You are not alone!! NIGHTMARE. But somehow knowing it was photoshopped made me more able to sleep at night.

lizardjellybean

@Titania You know what is terrifying and you should totally not look up? Asian Giant Hornet Attacks DO NOT LOOK IT UP DON'T DON'T DON'T THERE IS A VIDEO AND IT IS HORRIFYING.

DullHypothesis

God, I am super horrified by being able to pay a woman to wash my feet. The only way I can make it less horrifying is by tipping well and cracking jokes to my pedicurist about how she has to shave my feet like cheese.

Bittersweet

Most of these I'm OK with, but toilets, rubbish and feet are truly horrifying. One of my big toenails falls off at least once a year, and every time I wonder why we need toenails in the first place. And then I think, well, they make feet look marginally less disgusting.

hungrybee

My feelings are a little hurt about plants. Plants 4eva! Especially morning glory vines.

fabel

ESTHER

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@fabel ESTHER

Esther C. Werdiger

@fabel @NotFace
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mynamebackwards

pigeons that fly at your freaking face while you're walking down the street.

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SexySadie

Now I feel kind of bad about myself because I floss every freaking day and the floss still smells nasty. Am I alone in this horror???

ohbladi

ESTHER IS BACKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

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Ketan Patel@facebook

really good writing blog and posts.
Keep it up.

Thanks.

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