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Thursday, October 31, 2013

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"I Collected My Offensive Hat and Prepared to Leave"

"In the morning, it was drizzling. We were both hung-over. I collected my offensive hat, put on my dirty underwear, and prepared to leave. He walked me out and decided to get coffee. The temperature had dropped at least ten degrees, making my T-shirt unsuitable for the sudden chill. I had no umbrella. Ten steps from his door, we ran into a pretty woman and her friends. He introduced me. It was his ex-girlfriend. She was showered, well-dressed, older than me, and bolstered by her friends. I wanted to die. We parted ways, and I was pretty sure that I would never see him again.

Fifteen years later, we are still together."

-The Cut has collected 12 Horrifying Halloween Walk-of-Shame Stories, and at least one has a happy ending. [The Cut]



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anachronistique

Number 5 is my favorite, if only because I really hope somebody asked him why he was coming from Jersey when Peter Parker lives in Queens.

jhonsons

Yeah, good job.@j

supernintendochalmers

This is great. Halloween walks of shame are my favorite thing.

Jen@twitter

I have no idea what an "offensive hat" is but all I can picture in my mind is one of those denim Blossom hats with the fake flower on the front.

SmartCookie

@Jen@twitter Blossom is such a great costume idea! Why do I always find good costumes immediately after I need them? And how do I remember them for next year?

adorable-eggplant

@Jen@twitter Set an alert on your Google calendar for October 1st, 2014 and have it email you a reminder. That's my number one trick to being a slightly less forgetful person.

ETA: Write "Blossom Costume: get hat."

Onymous

@Jen@twitter It is a hat so uncomfortable that any time you wear it you end up lashing out unprovoked at people.

LaLoba

Hey Number 6 I dressed as Norma Desmond last weekend!

I'm Right on Top of that, Rose

You guys, one year I dressed as The Walk of Shame for Halloween. My skirt was buttoned all askew, I wore a man's button up, also buttoned askew, two different shoes, a condom wrapper stuck to my ass and a pair of panties hanging out of my shirt pocket. My makeup and hair smudged and fudged accordingly, along with a drawn-on hickey. All night I just wandered around looking dazed. It was so fun.

Mira

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose That is an amazing costume idea. Mad props.

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