Tuesday, September 17, 2013


It's Fall, Fuckfaces

I may even throw some multi-colored leaves into the mix, all haphazard like a crisp October breeze just blew through and fucked that shit up. Then I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?” And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”
54 degrees in my neighborhood this afternoon. It is fuckin' fall, which also makes it Decorative Gourd Scene, Motherfuckers. [McSweeney's]

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Such foul language! America, sigh.

(thank you for reminding me this exists)


Nice ... Thnx for share @v


This is my favourite part of fall, every year. Better than leaves. Better than anything.

Lily Rowan

That is so fucking good.

lucy snowe

:D Fucking seasonal!

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