Today we say farewell to summer Fridays and hello to 5 p.m. Open Threads. How do we live, even? Anyway, this will catch you up on the week that was:
No, I’ve always been boy crazy! I just love boys. I think they’re so cute, and also so awful, they’re just the worst for you.
• We started to understand the bros. OK, not really.
• Jared Sabbagh's epic sexual history came to a close, for now.
See you back here Monday.