Madonna did an AMA yesterday, and it opened with this:
Which, naturally. Madge also offered up a few more choice bits on housekeeping:
And one touching moment of incredibly specific forgiveness:
I would not be opposed to an atonement email line for submitting confessions and apologies to Madonna—or her housekeeper, I guess—and receiving a one-line note of forgiveness in return. "Madonna, I want to apologize for laughing when Miranda Meyer fell out of her chair in 9th grade English," one could hypothetically write. "I have felt bad for years after. I think you are a wonderful person and an amazing artist. Thank you for inspiring me all these years. Sorry Miranda."
"I forgive you," Madonna could hypothetically respond.