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[Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator]
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Everyone leave my baby alone. :(
My favorite version that I've read recently was in the comments to a Guardian article about him. Someone referred to him as Bernadette Cucumber.
@Lu2 I don't care how ridiculous the name is. I'd still shag that hot mess in a minute.
(Did you see the twitter pic where he's holding up a sign for the photogs that says something like "Take a picture of something important like Egypt"? I kept thinking, "But I can't masturbate to pictures of Egypt.")
@peculiarity Seconded to your first line. mmmf Also, he followed that up in the ensuing days with a multi-page "monologue" about democracy and the press for the photographers' benefit.
@Lu2 Yeah that was kind of strange. Still, he's hot. And he's an excellent Sherlock. Not the best, I still think Jeremy Brett was the best, but definitely second best. And a great actor in the other things I've seen him in as well. (I'm a total Holmes hipster and was in to the original stories and earlier adaptations long before "Sherlock." But you gotta admit, it's a fabulous show, and anything that gets Holmes more attention is A-OK in my book. Except for "Elementary." We don't talk about "Elementary.")
@peculiarity I haven't seen "Elementary," so I don't have an opinion on it (but everyone I know who has really likes it). BBC "Sherlock" is what got me into BC, but the more I consider it, his portrayal is not really my favorite thing. I mostly just like the relationship between the two men and the dialogue and settings. The plots are poorly thought out, I think. I first became aware of Cumberbatch in "Fortysomething." I thought he was very different and kind of arresting and weird-looking, not really in a good way. Then I stepped through the looking-glass, for whatever reason, and on the other side of it he is hot, hot, hott.
I was heavily into Sherlock Holmes stories as a kid, too, and I loved Jeremy Brett, but I haven't ever really liked any screen Watsons that much. I like Freeman's Watson because he's casual and sassy with Sherlock.
@peculiarity Elementary is the best, I'm actually more excited for new episodes than I am for Sherlock.
p.s. Benedict Cumberbatch is my Superman ride.
@iceberg Have you seen the "Alan Carr: Chatty Man" interview with BC where he says that in school, the worst name he was called was "Bendydick Cumonmybaps" and Alan Carr tuts sympathetically, "Teachers can be so cruel."
Reminds me of Eddie Izzard's bit about brainstorming Englebert Humperdinck (a stage name). "Winglebert Humptyback! Cringlebert Fishtybuns!"
@LiterarySara I was JUST coming down here to say that! Slutbun Walla.
Yes yes yes yes yes.
I personally prefer "Crash Bandicoot," even though it mixes up his initials, because of NOSTALGIA.
@Amber Stewart@twitter HA! In fact, the first name that generated for me was "Bandicoot Concubine."
@Amber Stewart@twitter That's lovely in so many ways.
Dumbledore Cummerbund is and will always be the best of these that I have heard.
@adorable-eggplant AHAHAHAHA Baseballmitt Cunningsnatch
have been loling at BOILERDANG BATTLESHIP all morning
Benadryl Claritin! Bandicoot Cockletit! Wellington Crumplehorn! Wimbledon Tennismatch! Tiddleywomp Cankersore! Bumberstump Banglesnatch! Blubberbutt Vegemite! Muffintop Cameltoe!
I could do this all day. And probably will.
@Jocasta Carr I am imagining that you are the wizard behind the curtain at the name generator site.
@Jocasta Carr I LOVED Benadryl Claritin. Genius!
@Lu2 Blubberwhale Chowderpants!
@Jocasta Carr Baseballmitt Curdlemilk. I am dead.
Just about crying laughing at all of these
Could we skip all this folderol, though, and just develop a Benedict Cumberbatch generator? How about it, science?
HAIRYCOOCH ANIMORPH jia i swear i did not make that up that's the first one i got
@SarcasticFringehead hahahaha omgo mgomgogmmg guys
Alright, just when I thought it couldn't get any better than Bukkake Nottinghill I got Blubberdick Toodlesnoot. And now I have to stop. BLUBBERDICK TOODLESNOOT! :D:D
BOMBADIL ANIMORPH IT'S PERFECT
Dave Cole did this a long time ago on the Extra Hot Great podcast (that mini-episode is no longer online), and it had me giggling for days. Now that they are podcasting again at Previously TV I hope they publish that list again. It was wonderful.
@oh! valencia I was about to post something about how I was sad that I couldn't find that on Tumblr anymore, and then I remembered that I've been re-listening to old episodes so they're on my iPod, and so I present to you:
Does anyone ever make names for him that use "Camembert" as his last name? They should.
"Basilisk Camembert." There!
Mrs. Basilisk Camembert
Honkytonk Cockletit is going to be the name of my first country album.
Boilerdang Ampersand! Congleton Wafflesmack! Honkytonk Cockletit! I am *so* bookmarking that page for moments when I need a giggle.
Wimbledon Candygram. I might have to actually change my name to that. It's unbeatable.
Love this. Also just putting out there my two favourite names from British life - Perry Shakes-Drayton (athlete) and Sir Jock Stirrup (military man).
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