The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

Hairpin reader and programmer extraordinaire Lauren Hallden’s created a lorem ipsum-style text generator with dating profiles as the source of the word soup. Plug in the length you need (4 paragraphs, for example), and you’ll get:

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I’m a big fan of sushi grab coffee or a drink my goofy smile I’m not good at filling out these things Neutral Milk Hotel. This is brilliant. Splice a couple grafs and submit them to your poetry workshop, crib a few lines if you’re looking to regress your own OKCupid profile down to the mean, or forget about online dating altogether and just get direct¬†with your whale watcher of choice.

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