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Thursday, July 4, 2013

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United States of Awesome

 

Previously: Relation Ships

Jim Behrle tweets @behrle.



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oh! valencia

oh my god, Jim

olivia

@oh! valencia Best one EVER.

oh! valencia

@olivia I mean.... "Fracking your mom! Checking for oil inside her face!"

I realize I haven't said if I like it or not, and to be clear, I do, it just makes me feel so many things that I sound like Gob Bluth stuttering incoherently. "Should-sh-sh-should-he-why-wh-what-should-sh-wh-and-ha-ha-ouch--"

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@olivia Definitely! And that's really saying something because they're always great.

No Whammies

"Raise a prosthetic limb!"

Incredible.

Also I'm working today because what's more American than capitalism?

leylusha

Word.

Drawn7979

@leylusha
This is lovely!

milenakent

Love it! Perfect@n

lobsterhug

These made my day. Now I just need a gif of a crying eagle.

kitten_witawip

@lobsterhug How's this one instead http://gif-central.blogspot.com/2012/08/crying-indian.html

Blondsak

God bless you Jim.

iceberg

MERICA!!!

what a wonderful Fourth of July Easter Egg! thanks Jim!

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AMS

Perfect. This made my day (after). The @phenylalanine gif too.

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Phlomis

"Filling the sky with blood!" So funny! Oh, right. I'm gonna go celebrate another year of liberty with giant bloody mary.

Bittersweet

This was amazing, Jim. I wish my emails were filthy, instead of about sending draft reports to clients and arranging carpools for summer camp.

literary_hippie

This is true, perfect, and depressing.

scarletbegonias

America makes me feel such confusing, conflicting things. Stickers and markers are good expressions of said feelings.

LaLoba

YOU MAKE MY FUCKING LIFE OKAY.

bethanne

A lot of these hit home in a funny way, but I had to cringe at the card referencing amputees who love and support war. Suffering the consequences of war doesn't mean they wanted the war.

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