Please enjoy this unholy, mesmerizing amalgamation of Thickeness, which The Hood Internet has created by mashing "Blurred Lines" with the Growing Pains theme song.
If these images cause you to experience any physical discomfort, take heart in the words of Jean Baudrillard. "To challenge and to cope with this paradoxical state of things," he wrote on Tumblr after reposting the "Blurring Pains" video this morning, "we need a paradoxical way of thinking; since the world drifts into delirium, we must adopt a delirious point of view. We must no longer assume any principle of truth, of causality, or any discursive norm. Instead, we must grant both the poetic singularity of events and the radical uncertainty of events."