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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

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A Woman's Right to Booze

Second Sex on the Beach

Susan Beer Anthony

Woman’s Libation

Shandy Day O’Connor

Cotes du Rhone Vs. Wade

Creme de 19th Amendment

A Rum of One’s Own

Sojourner Vermouth

Rosé the Riveter

Intrauterine Deviceroy

Pabst Smear

Pussy Rye-ot

International Women’s Daiquiri

Joan of Arc and Stormy

Vermouth Bader Ginsberg

Pimms Diva Cup

Judith Butlery Nipple

Our Toddies, Ourselves

All Heterosexual Triple-Sec is Rape

Equal IPA Act

Pickle-Back the Night

Mary Thom Collins

Female Condom Perignon

Bloody Mary Wollstonecraft

Morning After Pillsner

Glass Yuengling

A Woman Needs a Man(hattan) Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle

Jane-Claire Quigley is an underemployed freelance writer and editor who uses her Twitter [@notjaneclaire] to store puns she's working on. 

51 Comments / Post A Comment

DianaPrince

So good! I'm totally making up a cocktail worthy of the name Vermouth Bader Ginsburg right now. I'm thinking... tiny but strong and sharp.

jamsbond

WOW! I cannot believe just how several of these people created! As well as @laurel way too! Delicious!!!!

is bubblegum casting legitimate

lookuplookup

The list that dreams are made of!

laurel

Margarita Sanger

laurel

Shirley Chisolm Temple

laurel

Billie Jean Kingfisher Premium Lager

laurel

Sazeracagawea

laurel

Charlotte Perkins Gimlet

laurel

Del Martini

laurel

Alice Walker Black

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Margaret Wormwood

laurel

Ursula K. Le Gin

laurel

I <3 booze and feminism.

ColdFinger

@laurel you win!

laurel

@ColdFinger I hate puns. Until I think of one. Or nine.

ColdFinger

@laurel I know, man. I know. I spent an entire evening making ocean and water-related puns during a blizzard this winter. We walked to Freddy's in Brooklyn, and I just couldn't stop. Why the ocean? NO IDEA.

planforamiracle

@laurel Sazeracagawea! dying over here :)

PaprikaPants

@laurel bell's hooks

laurel

@PaprikaPants Christina Rossetti Asti Spumante

ohohjackieoh

@laurel Red Headed SlutWalk

PistolPackinMama

@laurel I love you, and I love these.

PistolPackinMama

@PistolPackinMama Also I would like my bell's hooks served in a Gloria Beer-Steinem, please.

RoxxieRae

Can I just say "Our Toddies, Ourselves" for the MOTHERFUCKING WIN? I showed my teeth laughing at that one.

laurel

@RoxxieRae They just kept getting better and better!

ColdFinger

@laurel I don't know though. Some of them didn't sound that great. Pretty sure I don't want a Pabst Smear.

ColdFinger

@ColdFinger Or the Pimm's Diva Cup! :(

martinipie

@ColdFinger Pabst Smear is the new name of my feminist anarcho-grime band.

planforamiracle

@martinipie Yes! some of these would also be excellent band names.
I also LOLed like crazy person at this list, but "Our Toddies, Ourselves" is the one that really got me.

iceberg

*sigh* I need a Vermouth Bader Ginsberg.

Anchovy Cake

Can you please make cocktail napkins of these and market them to me?

dorkmuffin

@Anchovy Cake Or a book of cocktails with accompanying napkins!!

rathermarvelous

Booze, jokes, and booze jokes are getting me through this latest round of legislation. Thanks everyone.

martinipie

Julia Cristaleva

Gin & Juice Irigaray

Kir-riarchy Royale

Rock and Roll Ken Doll

There's a hard-drinking follow-up pun on "fish/man(hattan)", but I can't find it.

queequeging

I once had a drunken conversation with someone about how there are so many sexist drink names like "red-headed slut" and we should start a feminist bar that only serves cocktails with names like "Consensual Sex on the Beach." That was the only name we came up with, though. Now we have enough drink names to really pursue our dream.

planforamiracle

@queequeging YES to consensual sex on the beach! bahaha :)

Judith Slutler

How have I never figured out that Morning After Pillsner is the world's most amazing term for a little hair o' the dog on Sundays???

Sierra

WOW! I cannot believe how many of these you came up with! And @laurel too! So good!!!!

Gulfie

Losing my mind over this.

A. Louise

"Are you there, God? It's me, Margarita"

(These are all so brilliant)

planforamiracle

@A. Louise Yessss hahaha!

darkkuja

I love you so much! Some pun ideas I had at first:
Gloria Amsteldua
Julia PinotGristeva
Gloria BeerSteinem

christopher hart

Wow really nice,

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