Previously: The AARP Pie
Ann Friedman has not yet settled on a messianic nickname.
Kanye West, ann friedman, pie charts, yeezus, beyonce had the best music video of all time
30% HAS THOUGHTS THAT CAN ONLY BE EXPRESSED IN ALL-CAPS.
@Linette RICK, RICK IS THAT YOU?
yes to the equal amounts of healthy self-esteem and crippling doubt.
@iceberg No to the Kardashians and Forever 21.
That drunken Forever 21 percentage is more accurate than perhaps I care to admit.
@Ophelia That section occupies nearly 90% of the pie chart that is my life
@Ophelia Other 10% is an actual piece of pie
@marilla Was eating a piece of rhubarb pie when I read your second coment; choke-laughing ensued.
This is a fairly accurate assessment except that my fascination with the Kardashians is roughly -20%. I wasn't even sure how to pronounce "Kardashian" until about 6 months ago.
100 percent EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M A MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose 100% mistaken as genius to often/not recognized as genius enough.
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose That song is my jam.
I wish I could put a sliver that says "best friends with Jay-Z" but that would be lying :(
But it's lying for Kanye, too. See? You do have something in common with Kanye!
@martinipie I have decided that Kanye shows up at Jay-Z's house and knocks on the door. Beyonce answers, sees him on the step, rolls her eyes, and walks away. Kanye then scampers down to the basement, where Jay-Z has all the Star Wars action figures set up.
@Tuna Surprise "Hey, 'Ye. No, he didn't call me today, either. It's OK, buddy."
@MmeLibrarian This is now canon.
@MmeLibrarian This image is making me incredibly happy right now.
@martinipie This may be relevant to all of our interests.
20% indifference to Taylor Swift.
Wait, does Kanye rap about croissants on this album or did he just tweet about this croissant craving?
..I might have more in common with him then I ever suspected.
@RK Fire Hang on just let me get out my legally bought CD which I purchased down at the local CD store... ah, here you go.
Also, on Wikipedia this track is listed as "I Am a God (Featuring God)"
@stuffisthings Oh dear god, he really did mention croissants. Survey question: is this better than when he rapped about "beasting off the Riesling" in Run this Town?
@RK Fire If the croissant thing is enough to upset you, then whatever you do don't listen to "Blood on the Leaves."
(It's the one where he samples "Strange Fruit")
@RK Fire It's better because someone made this:
I may be responsible for like 50 of the views already, and laugh every. damn. time.
@stuffisthings It's not upsetting, but it's somehow both hilarious/disappointing to me. I am now going to listen to Blood on the Leaves, just to see what he did with Strange Fruit...
@stuffisthings Oh my God, he did NOT sample Strange Fruit. 47% Balls of Motherfucking Steel.
@hussified It's ok because he over the sample he raps about how girlfriend drama at an NBA game is exactly like apartheid (no, really).
No truer pie chart in the world.
20% Maybe 90 percent of the time it looks like I’m not having a good time.
50% belief that "Single Ladies" was, in fact, the greatest video of all time.
50% disdain for George W. Bush as a racist buffoon
@charmcity After I saw someone mention it on here the other day, I am going to be upset if it's not Khaleesi. Seriously upset.
@charmcity Only if at the birth Kanye was shouting into Kim's crotch "HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN KROISSANT!"
SAME BIRTHDAY! I have the same birthday as Kanye. And Joan Rivers. It's a great club.
May I suggest "Friedmanuel" for your messianic nickname.
20% Occasionally drunkenly interrupts willowy blonde country/pop crossover artists accepting awards with statements about better videos, expresses happiness for them, vows to let them continue.
I have 0% fascination with the Kardashians. Did I spell that name right? It was an accident. How many Kardasheuns are there? Are they a band? Is it hard to keep up with them? Are they fast?
@whizz_dumb They're basically the Partridge Family with yoga pants and giant sunglasses.
@whizz_dumb My fascination is not really with the Kardashians, it's with people who are fascinated by them. It's like, I don't believe in Bigfoot, but I can't stop watching those shows b/c of the people who are on those shows. (muffled noise in distance) "That sounds like a 'squatch!"
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