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Friday, June 28, 2013

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Relation Ships





Jim Behrle tweets @behrle.


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Patrick M

If no one's called RelationSheeps, I'd like to throw my hat in the ring

[sic]

@Patrick M I call Relation Chips.

"Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue Flavored Potato Chips": this one sounds like a keeper.

theharpoon

@Patrick M Relation Shops

Patrick M

@Patrick M http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac150/mrbikferd/relationsheeps_zps790d9e14.jpg

whizz_dumb

@Patrick M There's this amazing hardcore band from Belgium called Vogue who have a song called Relationshit.

Lady Humungus

@Patrick M That is exemplary.

cowgirlinthesand

Jim Behrle, you're just the best! My favorite was "Are your cannons as big as they say?". I pictured the other ships little shoulders slumping as he said, "Sadly, no".

meetapossum

@cowgirlinthesand Ditto! I laughed out loud at my desk for that one.

fondue with cheddar

Ah, this was wonderful, as always.

Megasus

Not enough nautical puns (that's right I said it).

Amphora

@Megasus I tried to think of a pun but got stuck on "poop deck"

angelinha

@Amphora I was surprised there wasn't at least one mast-urbation joke

Melusina

@angelinha Or something about seamen. I can't believe I just wrote that.

xzvewtew

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Rock and Roll Ken Doll

@xzvewtew
No kidding! My friend Elena just married a boat!

dj pomegranate

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll I sure hope that boat was real, serious, quality!

Rock and Roll Ken Doll

@dj pomegranate
Elena is very safety-conscious and wouldn't get in a boat that wasn't!

JessicaLovejoy

@xzvewtew Big black boat, big black boat. I'll meet you down at the big black boat.

flimflannery

my favorites are the ship/human loves. I imagine them murmuring to each other, a love that speaks its name only in semaphore.

lora.bee

@flimflannery The ship/human loves made me think of the Liveship Traders series by Robin Hobbs! Ship of Magic 4eva.

Amphora

@lora.bee Don't forget Anne McCaffrey's sci-fi-new-age classic, The Ship Who Sang!

meetapossum

@flimflannery The mention of semaphore always makes me want to watch one of my favorite Monty Python sketches.

HereKitty

@flimflannery Isn't that the plot of the whole Aubrey-Maturin series?

Melusina

@meetapossum You beat me to it!

vonrouge

Doesn't Rees get a legacy tag here?

antarcticastartshere

@vonrouge Relationshapes never forget.

whizz_dumb

PORN OVER-BOARD! Just tell each other what kind of porn you're into and don't check each other's browser history. But just in case (Justin Case), go incognito. I do and I live alone. It's probably paranoia. What is my cat gonna snoop around my computer while I'm gone?

Rock and Roll Ken Doll

@whizz_dumb

"WHY ARE YOU WATCHING VIDEOS OF OTHER CATS? AREN'T I ENOUGH FOR YOU?"

HereKitty

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll Something something catbird seat.

squishycat

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll My cat usually doesn't respond to screens at all (computer, television, even mirrors just like, don't exist for him), but a couple of weeks ago we put some videos of Maru up on the TV and he was ENTRANCED.\

Maybe it was the boxes.

Dancercise

"Get rid of the Seaward."
"I'll leave when I'm good and ready."

laurel

Sorry, boat, but my life, my love and my lady is the sea.

leonstj

@laurel Greatest comment in the history of the internet.

laurel

@leon s Aw. It's the only song I've ever sung at karaoke! That line is with me always.

I'm Right on Top of that, Rose

Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness.

martinipie

That first one made me laugh so hard oh my god

parallel-lines

Sir, I like the cut of your jib.

redheaded&crazy

@parallel-lines I sea what you did there!

stuffisthings

Relationscapes next?

thisisunclear

Couples are so annoying! (Well except for the un-annoying ones.)

BoatGirl

This one really speaks to me (and my boat).
We'll be having quality time this weekend, while the lighthouse stays home and mourns the failure of his team to get further in the Stanley Cup playoffs.

kallitropos

I own these stickers! But I never put them to such good use. Mostly used them to fill up awkward spaces on postcards to strangers in foreign lands.

Cora171

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taco doomsday

I don't know you guys, I just don't get Relation Ships.

juklo
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foukl mysl

my favorites are the ship/human loves. I imagine ba bau thang thu 8 nen biet them murmuring to each other, a love that speaks its name only in semaphore.

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