Or, I mean: "Sources confirm" that Beyoncé is pregnant ("pregnant"?) again. Your name predictions, please!
babies, Beyonce, conspiracies, blue ivy carter, pregnancies
Ladysmith Black Mambazo.
It just rolls of the tongue!
@pterodactgirl brb adding this to name list for future baby pomegranate
Tasha Fierce Knowles-Carter
Pregnancé. Love it. This is how I will be pronouncing should the blessed event ever come to pass.
Beyoncé and the entirety of my Facebook feed.
sigh with many complex levels of meaning, including sincere happiness and excitement for my friends, frustration at the number of ultrasound images they post, worry about the fact that I don't have kids and would like them and oh god what if it's already too late, etc.
@snowmentality so many ultrasound images.
No joke - I have even been seeing DOG ULTRASOUNDS lately... of course, I can't promise that I won't post any should I ever get any worth posting...
@snowmentality I am 8 months pregnant, and FACEBOOK DOESN'T KNOW. It's more logistically difficult that you'd think to keep it off there. But I've totally screwed up their ad algorithm, because I definitely get ads for both IVF and baby clothes showing up in the sidebar (it clearly knows something is up, but it doesn't know what).
@Ophelia I finally did announce it a few weeks ago, and it was fine. But never a single ultrasound because they are either boring or creepy.
@snowmentality EVERYBODY I know is having babies. This is, in my case, an occupational hazard of many of my friends being 5-10 years older than me, but - the ones my age are all getting married, and HELP I MISSED THE BOAT
@sophia_h Yeah, I mean, hats off to those who are loud and proud, but I just don't ever see myself posting pictures of my uterus on social media.
Alternate header: JayBeyBay
@vunder That makes me think that Michael Bay is somehow involved in the project. D: D: D:
I predict it will be a beyouncing beybey boy.
@fondue with cheddar Yeah, not to be boring, but I would put actual cash money on Shawn Jr.
@Lily Rowan Shawn? Is that Jay-Z's name? I don't know much about either of them.
@fondue with cheddar Shawn Carter! Apparently now Shawn Knowles-Carter. (Knowles is her last name.)
@Lily Rowan HE CHANGED HIS NAME TOO? <3 <3 u crazy for this one, bey.
I still can't believe the first one wasn't Bebeyoncé.
@cherrispryte Lou Bivy
(Not to Debbie Downer this thread, but like, Bey had a bunch of miscarriages before Blue Ivy, so maybe we should let HER tell us, when she's good & ready?)
That said: Young Beezy.
If the second kid gets a name like Sally or Bill, who should be most annoyed: Blue Ivy, or Bill/Sally?
@SarahP I almost think a pedestrian name would be the MOST badass choice for the next beybey. Bey and Jay are so cool, they could make "Agnes" or "Reginald" swag again.
@leon s I laughed really hard at this
I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH.
(That is not my name prediction, but given its capsiness, it might work for Kimye's baby? Just a thought.)
@par_parenthese Nah, that one would be, YOU LOVE ALL OF ME SO MUCH instead.
just before I saw the draft for $6956, I didn't believe ...that...my sister woz realey making money parttime at there labtop.. there dads buddy started doing this less than twenty three months and just now repaid the morgage on their villa and got themselves a Buick. this is where I went, Bow6.com
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