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Friday, May 17, 2013

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We Are All Pregnant Again

Or, I mean: "Sources confirm" that Beyoncé is pregnant ("pregnant"?) again. Your name predictions, please!

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OhMyGoshYouGuys

Chartreuse Agave.

Emby

Beyonce Jr.

melmuu

Happy Shrub.

Citizen Christy

Ladysmith Black Mambazo.

pterodactgirl

Cerulean Nasturtium.

It just rolls of the tongue!

dj pomegranate

@pterodactgirl brb adding this to name list for future baby pomegranate

parallel-lines

Tasha Fierce Knowles-Carter

lobsterhug

Pregnancé. Love it. This is how I will be pronouncing should the blessed event ever come to pass.

Killerpants

Lapis Lazuli.

snowmentality

Beyoncé and the entirety of my Facebook feed.

sigh with many complex levels of meaning, including sincere happiness and excitement for my friends, frustration at the number of ultrasound images they post, worry about the fact that I don't have kids and would like them and oh god what if it's already too late, etc.

dj pomegranate

@snowmentality so many ultrasound images.

lemonadefish

@snowmentality
No joke - I have even been seeing DOG ULTRASOUNDS lately... of course, I can't promise that I won't post any should I ever get any worth posting...

Ophelia

@snowmentality I am 8 months pregnant, and FACEBOOK DOESN'T KNOW. It's more logistically difficult that you'd think to keep it off there. But I've totally screwed up their ad algorithm, because I definitely get ads for both IVF and baby clothes showing up in the sidebar (it clearly knows something is up, but it doesn't know what).

sophia_h

@Ophelia I finally did announce it a few weeks ago, and it was fine. But never a single ultrasound because they are either boring or creepy.

Miss Maszkerádi

@snowmentality EVERYBODY I know is having babies. This is, in my case, an occupational hazard of many of my friends being 5-10 years older than me, but - the ones my age are all getting married, and HELP I MISSED THE BOAT

HeyThatsMyBike

@sophia_h Yeah, I mean, hats off to those who are loud and proud, but I just don't ever see myself posting pictures of my uterus on social media.

vunder

Alternate header: JayBeyBay

stonefruit

@vunder That makes me think that Michael Bay is somehow involved in the project. D: D: D:

fondue with cheddar

I predict it will be a beyouncing beybey boy.

Lily Rowan

@fondue with cheddar Yeah, not to be boring, but I would put actual cash money on Shawn Jr.

fondue with cheddar

@Lily Rowan Shawn? Is that Jay-Z's name? I don't know much about either of them.

Lily Rowan

@fondue with cheddar Shawn Carter! Apparently now Shawn Knowles-Carter. (Knowles is her last name.)

antarcticastartshere

@Lily Rowan HE CHANGED HIS NAME TOO? <3 <3 u crazy for this one, bey.

hallelujah

I still can't believe the first one wasn't Bebeyoncé.

Daisy Razor

Ostrich Tartare

 
Emby

@cherrispryte Lou Bivy

iceberg

(Not to Debbie Downer this thread, but like, Bey had a bunch of miscarriages before Blue Ivy, so maybe we should let HER tell us, when she's good & ready?)

That said: Young Beezy.

SarahP

If the second kid gets a name like Sally or Bill, who should be most annoyed: Blue Ivy, or Bill/Sally?

Regina Phalange

@SarahP I almost think a pedestrian name would be the MOST badass choice for the next beybey. Bey and Jay are so cool, they could make "Agnes" or "Reginald" swag again.

leonstj

Harold.

martinipie

@leon s I laughed really hard at this

par_parenthese

I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH.

(That is not my name prediction, but given its capsiness, it might work for Kimye's baby? Just a thought.)

Ophelia

@par_parenthese Nah, that one would be, YOU LOVE ALL OF ME SO MUCH instead.

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