It's been unseasonably cold lately, but Snoop Lion's "Ashtrays and Heartbreaks ft. Miley Cyrus" is putting me right on the beach in my favorite tank top. And I don't even own any tank tops.
I hate tank tops.
music, miley cyrus, summer, snoop lion, tank tops
so we're seriously calling him snoop lion now
@redheaded&crazy I'm pretty happy about it.
@redheaded&crazy The only problem is, I mean, shouldn't he have gone with something lower on the food chain? How will he ever change his name again? I feel like he didn't think this through.
@redheaded&crazy No. I refuse to respect his new name.
@katiemcgillicuddy Depending which flu virus is behind the pandemic kills us all next year, he could become "Snoop H7N3" or whatever? (I mean presumably at that point he will be recording and broadcasting to the scattered survivors from a lonely space station, like in a Philip K. Dick novel)
@katiemcgillicuddy I'm hoping he'll head into mythical creatures next. Snoop Chupacabra has a nice ring to it, I think.
I refuse to even be, like, "Snoop Dogg---WHOOPS, I mean, 'Snoop LION' ::wink, wink:: "
...and he is going to be HOTBOXING THE SHIT out of that space station, let me tell you.
@katiemcgillicuddy Snoop Dragon or nothing!
eating marijuana leaves because it is the only plant that still grows
survivors are high all the time, like koalas
somebody please make this movie
@katiemcgillicuddy Like Apple - what are they going to call their next operating system? They have run out of big cats.
Also reminds me of art movements - who the fuck decided to call a movement "Modern Art"? Now we have to have post-modern, and post-post-modern, and it's all that jerk's fault.
@laurel Snoop Selkie. Snoop Centaur. Snoop Dybbuk!
Ugh, get on it Snoop. There is so much ahead for you!
Snoop Nuckelavee. Snoopicorn. Snoopoblepas.
@highfivesforall Dr. Snooplion, or How We Got Along After the Bong.
He'll go back to Snoop Dogg once the money's right.
@yeah-elle Snoop Phoenix, literally rising from ashes (of marijuana because he is a pothead, get it?)
I thought we agreed that "Closer" was Spring's first song of Summer? DO NOT ARGUE WITH THE CRUSH MIX I JUST MADE FOR WHEN I KNOW I'M GOING TO SEE MY CRUSH.
@JessicaLovejoy That was WINTER'S first song of the summer.
@bobby finger@twitter Screwed over by Smarch once again.
@JessicaLovejoy Crush Mixes are so important not to tamper with
@JessicaLovejoy Lousy Smarch weather.
You know, I had never looked up his real name before. Turns out it's "Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr."
Who looks at that name and says, "nope, I need a cooler one"?
@stuffisthings The fact that this Earth has been graced by not one, but two Calvin Cordozar Broaduses is a truly wonderful thing.
@hallelujah There is magic all around us!
@hallelujah I dunno, it's quite possible that Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Sr., was kind of a dick? I know nothing about the man but rapper's dads don't have the greatest track record.
@stuffisthings "Broadus's father left the family when Broadus was three months old." Yeah, I'm gonna go with at *least* kind of a dick.
Eh. It's no "California Gurls".
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