Katie Walsh and Mary Miller continue to ask themselves the most important questions.
KW: Chris O’Donnell was my first crush in Batman Forever.
MM: School Ties was mine, for him. Definitely a good one. He fell off the face of the earth!
KW: I saw him at LAX one time and was like OHMAHGAAHHH!
MM: SHUT UP. Was he hot? Was he short?
KW: He was very dadlike. Surrounded by kids, a dog, luggage — but hot.
MM: Of course.
MM: Cute, but he’s the Cream-of-Wheat of men. The American Cheese of men?
KW: The grilled cheese on white bread with American cheese of men.
MM: ...dipped in ranch. Of men.
KW: What's Keanu? Quinoa or something.
MM: Quinoaneau Reeves!
KW: Something vaguely "exotic" but boring. Like Keanu.
MM: I had it so bad for him when Speed came out. He was the whole WORLD.
KW: Keanu in Speed and Chris in Batman Forever were when I understood HOTNESS.
MM: It was a beautiful time. Okay, what about Brendan Fraser? Beef stew?
KW: Dinty Moore Beef Stew.
MM: LOL. I’m dying over here. DINTY MOORE.
MM: What is it, even? "Hello my name is Dinty. Dinty Moore."
KW: What's Dinty short for?
KW: What about ... Jared Leto?
MM: Jared is ... oh man. I just got nervous thinking about Jared in the '90s.
MM: I mean, my vote would be an ice cream sundae. What about you?
KW: Actually for some reason I thought sushi. I think I'm just thinking about what these men might eat.
MM: And I am like, what would they BE LIKE TO EAT.
MM: But yes, he would eat sushi I bet. I miss '90s Jared so much.
KW: He was dangerously hot.
MM: What about ... JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS! Runts?
KW: Oh God. Mac and cheese with hot dogs.
MM: Aaaaaahh! Brilliant. Also: yum, I want that right now.
KW: ... that sounds really good.
MM: Luke Perry is huevos rancheros.
KW: Jason Priestley = turkey sandwich. And a coke and a bag of chips.
MM: I can't type, I'm crying.
MM: And Ian Ziering is...
KW: Yellow Gatorade.
MM: And an energy bar. YELLOW GATORADE!
KW: A peanut butter Powerbar.