Previously: So We're Not Going to Live Happily Ever After
Jim Behrle tweets @behrle.
art, love, jim behrle, illustration, relationshits
(No, I mean, the second one.)
Fun Fact: Massachusetts is actually comprised of 67% fecal matter.
@Heat Signature And 23% ass!
#1: How could you forget about the kids?! You just dropped them off at the pool this morning!
@mysterygirl dammit, you beat me to it.
@mysterygirl damn you, slow page-refresh!
(two turds at a casino playing cards)
turd one: It looks like you LOST THE GAMBLE http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lost%20the%20gamble
turd two: I was blown away!
I will admit that I was never that into Relationshapes, but Relationshits have WON MY HEART/BOWELS
@SarahP I hope Jim Behrle is keeping his Relationshits regular and has plans to keep 'em coming!
@TARDIStime Sometimes they're corny.
Poop one: "I feel so much better now that you've been transplanted into my life"
poop two: "Yeah but it's kinda gross, don't ya think?"
Let's pour some salt in my Relation-shaped wounds. Asshole.
I enjoyed these, Jim! I mean...it's a messy job, but someone's gotta poo it.
Are these supposed to be funny? They just look like shit to me.
Better than Relationshapes in my opinion, even though none of them look like the giant poop I just did. #TMI
@Megano! Congratulations! Giant poops are the best.
@fondue with cheddar Thank you! I'd like to thank the Academy of Farts and Sciences, my muscular system for pushing that bad boy out, the burger I ate for lunch yesterday...I feel like I'm leaving someone out! I'm sorry I'm just really emotional right now.
@Megano! You forgot your mom, and your plop.
I'm so into this. I am a gross person.
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