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The Oddest Book Title of the Year

Our vote was close, but it’s going to Tom Hickman’s “God’s Doodle: The Life and Times of the Penis” (Goodreads | Amazon).

1. If you had written this book, how would you open it?

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a large penis, must be in want of a wife (or a husband).”

“Happy penises are all alike; every unhappy penis is unhappy in its own way.”

“A screaming penis comes across the sky.”

“You are about to begin reading Italo Calvino’s new novel, If on a winter’s night a penis.”

“This is the saddest penis I have ever heard.”

“Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the penis herself.”

“There was a penis called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.”

“I had a penis in Africa at the foot of the Ngong Hills.”

2. How do you feel about penises, in general? Be specific, but also vague.


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