Previously: 'New Pope, New Love'
Bobby Finger is sorry for laughing at all the unfortunate passengers aboard the Carnival Triumph.
TV, movies, bobby finger, cruises, first pages of fake lifetime movies
Let's hope that thing she did in front of him for the first time was pooping, because they're about to become very familiar with it.
@fondue with cheddar Either that, or this is about to be a truly horrifying episode of "I didn't know I was pregnant."
@fondue with cheddar Perhaps I should redirect this over to the apology thread :-/
@Ophelia No worries. I'm pretty amused that one of the related stories is "A Reason to Make Out".
@Ophelia or as I like to call it, "And Then I Crapped a Baby."
@nonvolleyball It is seriously the most terrifying show on television.
"Mother May I Cruise With Feces?"
"Not Without My Toilet"
"Thank god I'm alive!!!!!" Wow.@y
Six months without pooping in his presence? In the same building/physical space?
Are there people like this?!?
I am so, so sad this doesn't have more comments! This is seriously one of the best things I've read around here. More poop jokes, please!
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