In case you missed it ... Guy Fieri of Guy's American Kitchen and Bar apparently didn't secure the domain "Guy's American Kitchen and Bar," so programmer Bryan Mytko did, and updated the menu. Some of the dishes are possibly collaborations.
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They have a facebook page, too, where clueless people give genuine reviews and they leave funny comments in response: http://www.facebook.com/GuysAmericanKitchen
@parallel-lines This one is my favorite http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=438706559533999&set=a.438704642867524.102343.403786756359313&type=1&theater
@parallel-lines Bahahahaha "*patrons must arrive "guy style" and remain so for the entirety of the visit"
I'm friends with people who know him, but I don't think I've ever met him. ~*~two degrees from fame~*~
@meetapossum My friend worked at Food Network for a while and everyone there loved him, L-O-V-E-D, said he was the nicest dude ever, totally easy to work with, writes letters to sick kids--you name it. That made me feel angry when I heard it because it made it harder to cling to my irrational hatred.
@meetapossum perhaps not irrational! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/19/guy-fieri-homophobia_n_1020736.html
Oh, I meant Bryan Mytko, not Guy Fieri. Should have made that more clear! Oops.
@parallel-lines There was a recent article about how he threw a tantrum when he got turned away from some sort of A-list Super Bowl party, so maybe he's a brat who fakes being nice to sick children. Does that help?
@Beatrix Kiddo I mean, I don't doubt he could be a nice/good guy, but that doesn't make his TV/food-persona not terrible.
oh, my god, i don't even know where to start with how great this is. i thought the tempura pickle in 'guy's big balls' might be one of the saddest things i'd ever seen, but then i got to 'add a cinnabon and two more cinnabons' and i thought about louis c.k. on cinnabons and now i've lost it. lost it for good.
@yourfaceisa oh god and also 'warm, broken hamburgers'
@yourfaceisa The hamburgers thrown at you from 40 yards killed me. I don't think I'll be able to get back to work at all.
@yourfaceisa Welllllll, I would think the pickle was sad, except that fried pickles are delicious.
@Alli525 oh i'm with you on this, fried pickles are super delicious, but something about framing it as a tempura pickle strikes me as unspeakably sad. maybe because a place like tex wasabi's exists?
Saw this last night, laughing SO HARD. brilliance.
Who could resist a Ranch hose?
I've eaten ("eaten") at one of Guy Fieri's restaurants and this isn't too far off from what his actual menus look like. I swear the Captain Beefheart was a special of the day.
Best thing on the Internet (this week).
Hi I’m Guy Fieri. This pancake is totally monsterballs. All this food is just bonkers nonsense. Who even did this, where am I
also: Hi and welcome to my bar mitzvah. Today I am Man Fieri.
@breccia "Hi, I’m Guy Fieri, and I’m going to slide down your chimney and fill your stockings with treats. Oh wait, it’s Christmas???"
literal tears of laughter.
@breccia I should not have clicked that link while at work in a quiet office.
@VerityStandingStill Clicking back to this tab to avoid cracking the shit up was one of the greatest tests of my willpower in quite some time.
omg "Hi I’m Guy Fieri and we’re rolling out. We are also Autobots. And I have an everything-proof force field. No mom I don’t wanna go to bed"
I'd eat the Panamania just to show the Sammy Hagar lookalike who's boss.
The salad doesn't look bad, I'd eat 22 pounds of kalamata olives.
Favorite twitter name of the day from that feed: Aaron Spacemuseum
Still laughing over "If you can eat here, you're a shark!"
Driver would definitely NOT eat here. What a misleading headline.
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