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11 Facts About Victoria Grayson's Calligraphy-Covered Fabric Throne

1. The chair lists the names and fears of all her previous assistants.
2. The chair lists the names and sexual desires of her future love affairs.
3. The chair is covered with every single closing voiceover by Emily Thorne.
4. The embroidered text of the failed first draft of Victoria Grayson's memoir, 50 Shades of Victoria Grayson.
5. The embroidered text of the failed first draft of Victoria Grayson's screenplay, The Portrait of Victoria Grayson.
6. The chair contains Victoria's moderately evil affirmations.
7. The chair contains Victoria's fiendishly evil affirmations.
8. The chair contains the affirmations given to Victoria by her private Zumba instructor, Kimberly.
9. The chair was involved in the conspiracy to frame David Clarke. It has approximately 3.25 episodes left before Emily Thorne destroys it.
10. The chair bears the personal anecdote Victoria plans to tell when she fulfills her lifelong dream of competing on Jeopardy!
11. I don't know, it was probably on sale at Pier One.

Haley Mlotek is the publisher of WORN Fashion Journal. She watches a lot of TV. 

36 Comments / Post A Comment

Cawendaw

I like the idea that after she's avenged herself on all the people responsible, Emily will hunt down and destroy all of their furniture. Every season 3 episode will end with her drawing an X over an item in a Pier One catalogue.
Or perhaps she'll include the furniture *in* her revenge... she'll give them all THE CHAIR!
(I'm sorry)

Edna Million

Who is Victoria Grayson?

Edna Million

Nevermind, I have the Google!

Dr Clownius

this post is relevant to my interests. i watched the most recent episode last night and basically just screamed "oh shit!" at my tv during the last 15 minutes. and i have spent many minutes of my life wondering about that damn chair.

pajamaralls

I've never watched an episode of Revenge, but I got excited because the fabric on her chair looks like it came from Ballard designs.

Lucienne

@pajamaralls I think it's from Horchow. I seem to remember seeing it for sale before Christmas.

pajamaralls

@Lucienne I think you're right! Ballard has a fabric that is really similar.

In a related note, I should probably be applying to jobs/working on my resume instead of comparing French script fabrics on the internet.

cwmilton

@pajamaralls The fabric is from Lacefield Designs! I know the people who work there, and they are very proud of THE CHAIR. http://lacefielddesigns.com/patterns/documents

Megasus

How have I never noticed this chair!

Megasus

@Megano! Also the chair probably has the names of all the people who have died at her parties.

Misselthwaite

Her decorator got it on sale at Homegoods.

Nicole Cliffe

I am four episodes into the first season, and, because we both work from home, it is all we have accomplished today. The baby is screaming pitifully where we stashed her in the closet.*

*jk, DCFS.

meaux

@Nicole Cliffe. You can make it up to your baby by always dressing her in a minimum of 2 shirts with BOTH collars popped, a la Nolan. FYI: Nolan becomes ever more hilarious as the seasons progress, so you have that to look forward to.

Lucienne

@meaux Nolan and his terrible romantic decisions are my favorite thing about this show.

Scandyhoovian

Where she found that chair is the most important thing because I desperately want like, five of them.

Also I'm about 6 episodes behind on this show and I am dying to find time to catch up!!

up cubed

Elaine, even Victoria Grayson doesn't drink dark liquids in her calligraphy chair. She knows if she spilled red wine it would erase all her secret lists.
Gary, don't be silly. We all know the chair isn't where she put her private lists. That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

I'm Right on Top of that, Rose

It's actually the prophesy of when Victoria Grayson and Tami Taylor collide in a power-mom showdown, creating a black hole of awesome. That's why it's in Victoria's house: it's too powerful for a normal human to have.

LlamaLlama

That's Madeleine Stowe? I thought it was, like, Leighton Meester.

ughwhocares

I've heard that the writing was actually scratched in using the blood of her enemies as ink.

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