For a really quite piddly, inconsequential sum, you could be the proud owner of Katharine Hepburn's Old Saybrook oceanside estate. We hear that those daily, frigid swims helped condition her for her victorious 1936 bare-knuckle boxing match with Sixto Escobar.
Question: What's your celebrity dream home?
Secondary Answer: Knole, taken from the National Trust and the current Lord Sackville through violence if necessary.
If neither of those is to your liking, perhaps a cheaper estate with "an incredible trophy room with butternut wood paneling and automated recorded sounds of animals in the wild that is light activated"?